Just Fell off the Turnip Truck
… is an idiom meaning that someone is naive or gullible. It refers to the idea that someone riding on top of the produce in the back of a flatbed truck is a country bumpkin who will be taken advantage of in the city by the smooth-talking folk.
I’ve never seen a truckload of turnips, which probably comes as no surprise to you.
What will also come as no surprise to you, my gentle readers, is the fact that I’ve got nothing to talk about on the topic of turnips.
Well, that’s not entirely true.
I could tell you that I have a t-shirt that has a turnip printed on the front of it with the words “turnip the volume.” It’s a dumb pun, but the shirt is comfy.
But do you care about that t-shirt?
Probably not.
So instead of pretending I’ve something to say, allow me to suggest that we once again agree that I showed up here, in good faith, and posted something as per the challenge guidelines.
Thus I hereby declare that I have written about the letter “T.”
And the A To Z Challenge continues on Monday…
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{ SOMETHING TO DO FOR FUN }
Here’s a link to a lovely downloadable “fabric swatch” that features, among many vegetables, ye olde turnip. Very cute.
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Now this is an expression I use! I used to use it a lot when I was head of the HR department and someone would say their grandmother died (this would be the 10th grandmother in 6 months)!
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LOL here, Kate. I bet that you heard all sorts of doubtful things in that job. Extended families are one thing, but there is a limit to how many grandmothers a person can have.
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Oh it gets better. I asked for a copy of the obituary (in a caring sensitive way of course). (The death is in Virginia, two states away. There is also a wonderful beach there for vacation!) She gives me a copy of an obit that doesn’t list her as a granddaughter, has no name that even resembles her last name (or her maiden name). I point that out and she says they forgot her name. Seriously?
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That’s funny. Did this woman actually think you’d buy it? I guess so!
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Hope springs eternal.
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Turnips and rutabaga’s…I always get confused by which is which so in the interest of furthering the educational value of this challenge I just Googled both. Same family, the Brassica family, but speculation is that the rutabaga is a hybrid of a turnip/cabbage rendezvous. You are very welcome… 🙂
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Deb, thank you. I didn’t know any of that. Interesting, actually. I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen or eaten a rutabaga. Are they in the grocery? By their cousins, the turnips?
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They are, although I suspect (after looking at pictures of both) that in my grocer’s produce section they are likely interchangeable as I have purchased “turnips” that look like rutabaga’s and vice versa 🙂
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I bet that you’re right. Now I’m going to keep my eyes open for any turnips masquerading as rutabagas [or vice versa] in the grocery. Fun times ahead! 😉
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T is for terrible, at least in the tasting me thinks. However your A to Z has me wanting more. I will wait ever so impatiently for U. (And you😉)
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bitsfromheaven, I like turnips, raw, cut into sticks, a few of said… then I’m over ’em. As for my next week, I cannot divulge what I’ll be writing about at this time, because it’s possible that I don’t know what I’ll be writing about at this time! 😉
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I like turnips. I like rutabagas.
… and I like this expression 🙂
I also like the expression “turnip head” implying someone is thick and tense 😉
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joanne, I’ve never heard that expression. I like it and will add it to my personal lexicon of polite ways to say something not so polite about someone else. I sense this expression will be useful.
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I care about that t-shirt…
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Thanks serena! The t-shirt is from the Life Is Good brand, which I like because their stuff makes me smile.
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Yes! My boyfriend’s Hawaiian and his name literally translates to Life is Good, so we like that brand too 🙂
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That’s cool. 🙂
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I’ve occasionally said things like, “It has as much personality as a turnip” or “it’s as dull as a turnip.” So it appears I’m not too kind to the turnip.
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Carrie, I don’t use this slang phrase often, but from what I can tell no one thinks that a turnip, when referenced in any way, is all that bright. This poor veggie doesn’t have a good PR department, I guess. 😉
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Haha! I guess not.
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Perhaps if they tasted better they would have better PR. Small turnips taste a bit like radishes, which I don’t love that much either. I recently made a chicken pot pie from Blue Apron that included turnips. I thought I should at least try them but then spent dinner picking out the turnips from my pot pie. Yup. Still not a fan.
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Zazamataz, it was good of you to try to like turnips. I’d think they wouldn’t be too bad in a pot pie, but you have proven me wrong. They have a definite taste all their own– like it or hate it!
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I’ve never heard this before! Turnips now make me think of Terry the Turnip, a character who shows up briefly in Li’l D’s Bad Kitty books. 🙂
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Deborah, another turnip reference! I’ve never heard of Terry the Turnip, but I’m telling you, turnips need to hire an image consultant. It’s time for this vegetable to be adored like asparagus, who is clearly a weirdo if there ever was one!
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Love turnips, but don’t buy them or get them often. I am solitary in my passion.
I’ve also never used that turnip expression. It seems my life is strangely Bereft Of Turnips.
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nance, I guess it’s time for you to turnip your life– and focus on turnips! 😉
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Two turnip quotes sprung to mind as soon as I saw your T is for Turnip. The first you covered:
“Do I look like I just off the turnip truck?”
And the second:
“You can’t squeeze blood out of a turnip”
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nrhatch, I’d forgotten all about that second quote. It’s an old one, I’m thinking. I remember my mother saying it, but don’t suppose that I’ve ever used it. Good job with turnip references. 🙂
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The 2nd quote is great if someone asks for something you don’t have to give ~ money, time, chocolate.
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🙂
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“Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?” is somethin I hear plenty. This reading you around mealtime business has to stop. I don’t have any turnips, so of course, all I can think about are baby turnips sauteed in butter and olive oil. I’d like to see the shirt, actually, and if it’s really comfy, maybe I want one.
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Amazon has one of this t-shirt left. You can see it here. I know all about this challenge and hunger, believe me.
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Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a turnip truck either. But the turnips have to be getting places somehow.
I actually like them steamed in the microwave. Like I said, I’m a big root vegetable fan. Big root vegetable fan. I see your point about a post about turnips.
Oh, and if saw you wearing that shirt, we would become instant friends, because that is brilliant.
@IsaLeeWolf
A Bit to Read
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I.L. Wolf, I’ve never tried steaming a turnip in the microwave, but will try that soon now that you mention it. The shirt is cute… and did I mention it’s comfy?
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See? I think that makes for a fascinating addition to the blog!
Yes, peel, stab a few times, a little water and cover. They’re great
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You may not have a lot to say about turnips, but you still made me smile. Love your T-shirt, cute 😀
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Thanks Gulara. If you can smile when faced with gibberish about turnips, then you’re my kind of woman.
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The only turnip quip I know is about a ‘rude’ combination of vegetables.
Lettuce, turnip and pea!! Sorry I know , it’s awful…
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Chez Shea, I’ve not heard that before, but can see how it might be a saying that could offend the sensibilities of the meek. I, however, think it’s funny. Thanks.
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I’ve heard that saying too, but have also never seen a turnip truck. Maybe it originated with farmers who grew them.
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Margaret, that could be. I don’t know the origins of the saying, just that it makes sense in an idiomatic way + lets me call the letter “T” completed. 🙂
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LOL! I care about that t-shirt. That sounds amazing!
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Britt, it is a cutie. Kind of silly, but oh so comfortable, which is what I care about.
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Hey, it’s Saturday. We all need a break, especially from long and deeply meaningful posts.
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Thanks Tamara! And it was a gorgeous Saturday here, so I’m glad I went outside to play.
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I’ve never seen a turnip truck either, but now that you bring it up, is it really the turnip’s fault that it falls out of the truck, or is it the drivers for not properly securing the contents of the truck’s bed? All I know is that the driver is somehow still not responsible for damaging windshields.
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