• Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I finished the 2016 A To Z Challenge. I know a few of you wondered about my ability to do this challenge, and I have to say bless your little pea-pickin’ hearts for being worried about me.
But you see, my gentle readers, this challenge did not, in the end, upset the apple cart for me. I finished this challenge because I used my noodle to make sure that I didn’t end up in a pickle while doing it.
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• Sure, some days the constraints of the challenge griped my grits; but even though my writing process is slower than molasses, I did not allow that hard cheese to stop me from publishing each post.
I’ll admit that some of the things I wrote were about as sharp as a wet cornflake, which might have made me appear to be a few fries short of a happy meal.
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• However, throughout the challenge, even though I didn’t consider it easy as pie, I remained cool as a cucumber and didn’t stumble ass over teakettle in the process.
While I’d never say that I was a huckleberry above a persimmon, I did finish the challenge, and came to the same conclusion that Snoopy, my spirit animal, observed years ago: “It’s amazing how many friends you have after your waffle iron gets fixed.”
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THESE LAST 15 FOOD SAYINGS, THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE CHALLENGE CUT, ARE DEFINED IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.
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BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT = I’m amazed by what has happened
BLESS YOUR LITTLE PEA-PICKIN’ HEART = a polite Southern rebuff
UPSET THE APPLE CART = cause trouble
USED MY NOODLE = thought it through
IN A PICKLE = a predicament
GRIPED MY GRITS = irritated me
SLOWER THAN MOLASSES = painfully slow
HARD CHEESE = bad luck
ABOUT AS SHARP AS A WET CORNFLAKE = dull, obvious
A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL = dimwitted
EASY AS PIE = simple to do
COOL AS A CUCUMBER = calm
ASS OVER TEAKETTLE = screw up things, put into disarray
A HUCKLEBERRY ABOVE A PERSIMMON = to excel, be better than everyone else
“IT’S AMAZING HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE AFTER YOUR WAFFLE IRON GETS FIXED.” = success attracts people to you
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That waffle iron one is good, but I gotta admit: for sheer dada-esque randomness, it doesn’t get better than huckleberries over persimmons!
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Alice, I adore the huckleberries over persimmons saying. I’d never heard it before, but found it while researching something else. Just had to use it here.
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This post is awesome, Ally. Way to put all those scraps on the cutting room floor to good use!
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nrhatch, that’s exactly what I’m doing here. These saying were too good to not use, so reflect with them I did. 😉
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You are one smart cookie!! I loved all your blog challenge blogs!!
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Chez Shea, thank you. I liked what you wrote about, too. Learned so much, which I love.
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I think I like the *word* Waffle far and away better than the actual Thing itself. And that Saying is just cute.
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nance, I’ve always felt that Snoopy has it going on. Knows what’s what. And that waffle quote is one of his finest.
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🙂 and Congratulations!!
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Thanks, eschudel. It’s been something to do this challenge!
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Success! Yay! Snoopy dance!
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Kate, I’m going to be doing the Snoopy dance all May long. Thanks for stopping by and commenting during the whole [long] challenge.
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My pleasure. I enjoyed your challenge. I usually stay away from them because they are all so similar. I liked your topic and take on it. Creative!
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Thanks. Don’t know if I’ll do this next year, but it did get me out of my blogging doldrums. So many new readers!
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All of these food expressions are making me so hungry I could eat a horse. Well, I guess that doesn’t count as a food expression, though… unless you buy “beef” from the wrong place…
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evilsquirrel13, good one! Not a fan of horse meat, but in some places they eat it, so I guess I could have used that saying… maybe…
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As long as they aren’t eating unicorns, I have no issues with anyone’s culinary choices…
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😉
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Congratulations on finishing the challenge. “Griped my grits” is a cool expression. Will have to ask my husband about that, he is from the South, and honestly I have never heard him use that expression. One of his favorites is “Grinning like a Jackass eating briars” – we hear that a lot at our house or “Colder than a coalminers butt in Montana” – but of course neither of those things have anything to do with food – unless you like briars.
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SD Gates, those are wonderful sayings! I’m not sure that I could say them without sounding crazy, but if I could, I would. Maybe a topic for next year?
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Oh – there are plenty more of them, they just go on and on. It would be a good topic. You are already planning for next year, I have barely recovered from this year.
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I don’t know that I’m planning exactly! Just contemplating. Like you, I’m in recovery mode.
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Well done!
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And the same to you, joey!
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You. Are. Amazing with the word smithing skills there m’am. Simply amazing :-).
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(and now for some strange reason, I’m hungry….hmmm)
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(Me, too. For the whole month of April.)
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Thanks Dana. I just had to use these last few saying. Too good to waste!
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Well kiss my grits! Once again, congratulations on finishing the challenge with style. I knew you could do it but I did wonder how you were going to handle some letters. You did not disappoint! It was a tremendous amount of fun reading your posts this month.
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Zazzy, thank you. And I promise that with this post, I’m finished with this year’s challenge. It’s been good for me to do this, but enough already!
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Nicely done! And congrats on being done, because that was…a lot. A lot a lot. But it was fun…I think. No really, it was fun.
Can’t wait to see what else you write about! Though I was enjoying my phrase education.
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I.L. Wolf, thank you. I’ll be happy to move onto something new to write about. This food thing has been fun, but ready to get back to my usual… whatever that might be.
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I’m looking forward to finding out!
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Great adds! Loved reading your posts through the challenge. Congrats on making it through. It was my first attempt so I’m pretty sure I’ll do it again. I think my favorites of the above are Sharp as a wet cornflake and a few fries short of a happy meal. Thanks again!
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Janet, thanks for stopping by to comment during the challenge. I’ve never done this before, either. I liked those two sayings you mentioned, but “holy crap on a cracker” and “another Froot Loop to add to the bowl” beat them out. The competition was fierce!
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Congrats, Ally. I am officially impressed. That couldn’t have been an easy task! I always smiled when I saw the title of your daily posts. Great job!
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Cheri, thanks! Happy to entertain. Glad to be back to my more random style of posting, but this was a fun thing in its own way.
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You made it through, and I was pleased as a peach to come along with you! (I don’t know if that’s a saying, but it sounds good.)
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Carrie, I like your saying. Dare I mention that it’s peachy-keen. Thanks for following along and commenting on my first [and possibly only] A To Z Challenge.
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You’re welcome. And now I want a peach. Or a nectarine. But I have neither.
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🙂
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#ISeeWhatYouDidThere. Clever girl. ~Tara
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Tara, these were just too good to not put into a post, somehow.
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The downside is I no longer know where to go when I feel the need to not only learn something but also feel compelled to torture myself due to once again forgetting to pack a lunch.
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Allie P, made me laugh on that one. While I appreciate your attention during this challenge, I feel the need to apologize for making you hungry during it. Mea culpa.
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How funny that I’ve heard all these sayings and then some. I think it’s a right of passage for anyone south of the Mississippi (or living right by it) to learn and perfect them. I really like ‘Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.’
If your spirit animal is snoopy mine must be Garfield.
Til’ next year! (In which I’ll be doing it with you!)
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bitsfromheaven, I like the biscuit one, too. I feel like I need to add it to all everyday conversations, just to keep things lively. So you’re going to do this next year, eh? Looking forward to it.
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Congrats on making it through (and this is an awesome wrap-up post)!
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Thanks Sarah. Yes, this is something just needed to be written! 😉
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Sugar 😦 I don’t have a food-ism to add to the comments.
… but I did have a good time. “Butter my butt and call me a biscuit” is another new one and I think my favourite so far 😀
Brilliant recap of the Challenge and congrats on a successful completion!!
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joanne, thanks for your support and comments during this challenge. You, sugar, are the best! I love the biscuit saying, too. Now how do I go about using it in daily life? That is the question.
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Oh – I’m confident I’ll find a reason to let that one fly this weekend when the family is together for Mother’s Day 😉
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You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. Awesome work, Miss Bean.
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Z-D, so you like my letter “J” enough to repeat it here, eh? I can go with that. Thanks for your help during this challenge. 🙂
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Awesome reflections and fun post 🙂 Loved it! Cool as a cucumber is used a lot in our household (mostly by my husband :D)
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Gulara, thank you. I wish that I could master cool as a cucumber so that I’d seem unflappable, but I’m much more ass over teakettle in life. 😉
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Cool as a cucumber is a wishful thinking. 🙂
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Yes, it is. 😉
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A HUCKLEBERRY ABOVE A PERSIMMON…That’s a great one! Haha. Congrats on completing the challenge. That’s a great accomplishment. I’ve never even attempted it!
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Amy Reese, this is the first time I’ve done the A To Z Challenge, and it was a challenge. I adore that huckleberry/persimmon saying, too. I don’t really understand it, but I like it. Thanks for stopping by to comment.
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I love that you are willing to extend yourself with these challenges. I am MUCH too lazy!! 🙂
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Margaret, thank you. It’s fun to do something different here every once in a while. After all these years, I need things like this to get my blogging mojo back.
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Well, I’m smiling Ally Bean thank you, like a scone that’s almost gone, with thick buttery cream and blueberry jam. This is trés clever and well done to you for completing the challenge! First time round? Like a pro 🙂
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Susan, you flatter me. Thank you. And you make me hungry! It’s late in the afternoon and I wouldn’t mind a scone at all. Good idea. Yum.
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Love your humor and looking forward to reading your blog. Lori
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lori, thanks. I’m not always laughing, but I do seem to stumble over the funny as I go along.
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Delightfully delicious! Much preferred over the standard recap blog post roll call, which at first I thought was very clever and useful. After the hundredth or so I read, it started to lose its appeal.
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Lissa Johnston, glad you enjoyed my reflections post, presented in my free spirit fashion. I just had to use those last phrases.
[I’ll admit that it never even occurred to me to make a list of all the wonderful bloggers who I met along the way while doing the A To Z Challenge. What does that say about me? I don’t want to know the answer. Was I supposed to do a list? Still don’t want to know the answer.]
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