In The Mood For Fig Newtons And Scotch, Maybe

/ Ally Bean

Image from @thepresentpsychologist on Instagram

So it’s still January. I feel like this has been the longest January* on record. Somehow a few extra days got tossed into this one, I am beyond bored.

Do you feel it too, my little ice cubes?

In fact, referring to The Mood Meter image above, not that I want it that way but I’d say I’m currently in the lower lefthand quadrant at DRAINED on a fast train to DESOLATE, hoping to not end up at DESPAIR.

I started this year in the upper righthand quadrant at OPTIMISTIC and ENERGIZED. But blah cold weather combined with incessant anti-vax gibberish**, plus a realization that many  longtime bloggy friends have stopped posting altogether, well– this has left me feeling oddly RESTLESS.

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Image from @thefabstory on Instagram

I usually like January, look forward to it even. But somehow this year, maybe because of the endless anxiety associated with the pandemic, I’m feeling a different vibe within myself and about the world around me.

When it comes to self-care, referring to the Routines To Try image above, I don’t know if I need to be more PRODUCTIVE or focus on being CALMER.

And ain’t that a pip!

Anyhoo that’s where I find myself this wintry morning, wondering if there might be some restorative power in Colonel Sherman T. Potter’s remedy for feeling low.  The clip below explains what to do with your Fig Newtons and Scotch*** and why.  Cheers!

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* Okay I’m wrong about this being the longest January on record: In the Roman calendar only 10 months had formal names. Winter (January and February) was simply known as the “dead period” [Source here]

** We’re both fully vaccinated and wear our masks when out in public, where we rarely go because of the people who are not fully vaccinated and do not wear their masks out in public.

*** In the spirit of transparency I feel obliged to tell you that should I follow through on Colonel Potter’s advice, the Fig Newton will be a Chocolate Chip cookie and the Scotch will be Bourbon.

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SO TELL ME, HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? WHAT’S YOUR MOOD?

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203 thoughts on “In The Mood For Fig Newtons And Scotch, Maybe”

  1. Endless anxiety? I can’t remember the last time I felt anxiety, except during that stretch of rainy weather that was keeping me from meeting a work deadline. Then, the sun came out, and the check’s currently in the mail, so it’s all good. When I consulted yon mood chart, I landed on ‘at ease’ and ‘content,’ a very good place to be.

    The mention of fig newtons made me laugh. I had a great aunt named Rilla who was given to malapropisms. One of my favorites, that took up residence in my mother’s little list of sayings, was ‘fig newton of the imagination’ (instead of ‘figment,’ of course). That was nearly as good as ‘blistering idiot’ and ‘the house of the seven Grables.’ Rilla was a hoot: the prototypical spinster aunt. From what I’ve been told, there’s not a category on the mood chart that would fit her.

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  2. I am permanently anchored in that upper right optimistic corner. I just can’t get out of that quadrant. Chocolate Chip cookies and Bourbon is a much better choice. I am not a fan of Fig Newtons. Have your bourbon. If necessary, I’ll toss you a line and pull you up to at least apathetic.

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    • Dan, I’m usually over there in green at Balanced and Restful [Fulfilled even], rarely going anywhere near the upper left red quadrant. Obviously I’ve drifted into the blue area, at least for today.

      I wouldn’t what Colonel Potter suggests, but I like his idea in general, so I’ll make it my own. Of course, first I have to make the Chocolate Chip cookies.

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  3. I’m a little off, but trying every day to just do something I enjoy. I allowed myself a pity part on Wednesday….I think that’s the key…allow yourself a day to wallow

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  4. I don’t think you’ll fall into despair. Your fans will cheer you up here. I don’t feel like an ice cube, but I’m wearing a jacket. Indoors. In Florida.

    Of course, I had a chuckle at the MASH clip. My husband buys fig newtons and heats them up in the microwave. Just a few seconds. (No Scotch!)

    Yesterday I had a mammogram. Today should be better–hahaha! 😀

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    • Marian, I like your optimism and you’re right, of course. All my bloggy friends make me feel good about life and people. I’m just sick of this weather and people who aren’t getting vaccinated thereby making my days worse.

      I don’t know about zapping a Fig Newton in the microwave, but there’s a logic to it. IF I follow Sherman T. Potter’s advice, I will be substituting a Chocolate Chip cookie for the Newton. Perhaps a warm Chocolate Chip cookie even. 🤔

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  5. I feel like I’ve mostly been enraged for the last 5 years. After years of being told that women are only allowed to cry, that anger in women is alienating, that we should swallow our feelings in order to make men comfortable, I have embraced my pent up fury at a society built to enable mediocre white males to succeed (and loot the country).

    I walk early in the morning and sometimes it’s only in the forties (even here in Southern California). A woman once slowed down her car enough to call out, “How are you not wearing a jacket?! I’m freezing!” I called back, “My rage keeps me warm!”

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    • AutumnAshbough, I know how you feel. We women were socialized to let the men, even mediocre ones, lead the way. And look where it’s gotten us? I feel the rage too, both at the mediocre men and at the women who’ve internalized misogyny. Add on the sensible pandemic restrictions that many people are ignoring, and I’m feeling tired down to my bones.

      I love your reply to the passing woman. Well said!

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    • Amen sister! I’ve considered walking outside. It was 9 degrees yesterday and since my favorite temperature hovers around 80, that is a stretch. Usually when I’m down and out, the root cause is people. I don’t mind differing opinions but at least get the facts first.

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      • Kate, I agree. Facts first, opinions second. You’re also right that it’s how people behave that sends me into a tailspin, brings me down. I don’t feel it’s my job to fix people, but I do wish people would at least try to be kinder, more careful about their health and mine.

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      • Exactly…but now certain folks are simply rejecting the facts. Here’s a quote from one of those folks I know: “There is no misinformation. There is only information you choose to accept and information you choose not to accept.” Apparently science and reality are no longer accepted as facts. (In related news, the Q folks have decided that the freakin’ BUTTERFLY SANCTUARY that sued the Trump Admin in order to not be knocked down to build his wall is now sex trafficking minors.) *bangs head on desk

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        • Okay, I don’t know where to go with that quote. It makes no sense, is not rational, leads to harm… but someone believes that? [I will not say that they ‘think’ it because clearly there’s no thinking involved.]

          I didn’t know that the butterfly sanctuary was such a nefarious place, but leave it to Q folks to make up something ridiculous. I don’t relate to conspiracy theorists, but this one is even more whacked than usual. 😵‍💫

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    • Frank, you said it. This year I cannot wait to get to spring even if my allergies go bonkers then. In the meantime, cookies and booze might help me get through this month.

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  7. I’m solidly in the green ~ at ease and content . . . with a hint of annoyance at someone who is attempting to manipulate me.

    Tip: When I am feeling “out of sorts” and not quite myself, I am KIND to myself. I listen to my favorite music. I do puzzles. I go for a walk (but only if I WANT to). I eat something delicious ~ usually NOT Fig Newtons. In short, I am my own BEST Friend! Hope you feel better soon.

    Fun Fact ~ Roser Church on Anna Maria Island that used to hand out Fig Newtons at every service because the cookie’s creator was the founder:

    Charles Roser was a successful businessman and philanthropist, whose generosity is a lasting benefit to coastal Florida. A substantial part of Mr. Roser’s wealth came from success in the confectionery business, and he is credited by many as inventor of the Fig Newton. Sale to the National Biscuit Company (NABISCO) of his recipe and his process for machinery to extrude cookie dough with jam filling is said to be the basis of the fortune that funded Roser Memorial Chapel. Nabisco doesn’t remember the Fig Newton history in this same way, but it’s our story, and we’re sticking to it!

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    • Nancy, I like your approach to self-care. It’s been a VERY long month, one that I usually adore but not this year. I shall be kinder to myself, with the intention of drifting back into the green quadrant where I usually hang out.

      I am fascinated with the backstory of Fig Newtons. Both how this man invented the machine that allows them to be made, and the church who was known for handing them out. I’m not a big fan of Fig Newtons, but I appreciate the history associated with them and Sherman T. Potter’s suggestion.

      Of course, as I mentioned above, IF I decide to dunk a cookie in booze it’ll be Chocolate Chip cookie in Bourbon. That’d be for me the kindest thing to do. 😉

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    • Nancy, your comment went into Moderation. I didn’t send you there but WP sometimes now does that randomly on various comments. It doesn’t make me feel any better, I’d like to add. 😩

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  10. According to the meter, I think currently I’m at the At Ease phase. But I’ve had moments where I was much darker. I’m pretty sure that being in Sunny Florida where it is a nice 63* doesn’t hurt my mood.

    Brookly Nine Nine. I never really watched the show, but my girls did so I saw parts here and there. That little clip was SO funny. We need more light and funny in our lives, right?

    I’ve not had a fig newton in years; now I have a hankering for one. But I’ll skip the bourbon/scotch and maybe pair it with a nice Rose’?

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    • Suz, I’m sure your weather is helping you feel better about January. Years ago in January I’d sneak down to FL to our condo and enjoy the month to the fullest. We sold the condo, but I do remember how pleasant winter was.

      I’ve never watched Brooklyn Nine Nine but I knew of this clip and it makes me laugh out loud so I tossed it into this post. I’m sure Colonel Potter would approve of you dunking a Fig Newton in rosé wine. I know I do!

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  11. I am sorry that you are feeling low. It is a tough time of year for a lot of people in the best of circumstances, let alone the added chaos that has been surrounding us the past few years. I try my very best to stay positive & focus on the good things in my life, most days I am successful but some days it can be challenging of late. Hang in there my friend, spring is just around the corner!

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    • Lynn, thanks for your support. Overall I’m a mellow person usually over there in the green quadrant, but this January has brought me down– or slide me over– into the blue quadrant. I work on seeing the good in things and tend to not focus on the negative, but this pandemic going on three years has been challenging, like you said. I’m hoping for an early spring– or a sunny February. Or maybe a cookie and some booze will do the trick and get me in the green again.

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  12. My first comment vanished into thin air. I’ll try to recreate, but I’m afraid of that meter.
    First of all, you are correct. They did add three extra days to January in a feeble attempt to make iup for two years lost. I think they’ll do the same thing in February.
    I had to laugh about the fig newtons and scotch. Years ago, a group of us, women, gathered on Wednesday after work for drinks and therapeutic female conversation. There was always a big bowl of popcorn on the tables, and we often joked that we were getting together for popcorn and brandy to solve our problems. Good memories.

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  13. Hi, Ally – I’m so sorry to hear that you have been feeling in the lower lefthand quadrant. My vote is that you create a wonderful chocolate chip cookie using bourbon and then share this recipe with us! If that doesn’t lift all of our spirits, I don’t know what will! 😀

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    • Donna, I’ve no doubt that Zen-Den will second your idea for a cookie. ‘Tis a wonderful possibility that could make for something delicious– or an entertaining kitchen disaster. Either way, something to do!

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  14. The lineup boy band clip was hilarious. Thanks.

    I am SO DAMN SICK of snow I could scream. And it’s doing it AGAIN. That’s every single day this week. WHY, WHY WHY? I’ve run out of places to put it, and we’re not even in the Snow Belt.

    January cannot be over soon enough for me. I feel like it’s been a particularly mean and vindictive month, and I’d prefer it just GTFO.

    And fig newtons? I used to be addicted. I could eat a whole sleeve in one sitting.

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    • nance, you have it worse than we do and I’m sorry. We don’t have much snow this year, but we have gray skies and ice. I’m afraid to walk across a parking lot for fear of slipping on that evil black ice. I suddenly sound very old, don’t I?

      I agree that January has “been a particularly mean and vindictive month” and I don’t like it one bit. As for Fig Newtons, I’m in awe of your ability to consume them. One cookie is about all I can eat at one time… but you can have the rest of the sleeve.

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    • Suzanne, I thought that name for this month + the next one was PERFECT.

      Laughing about your observation about picking moods. I get what you’re saying. Depending on the topic at hand I am all over the meter, too. It’s not like I can stay in one place, no matter how much I might want to.

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  17. I have never seen that clip before and I love it! Although I don’t like either Fig Newtons or Scotch. I’ll go red wine and oatmeal chocolate chip.

    I’m so sorry you’ve been feeling so blah. I get it, I really do. It’s just the longest haul ever. Big (safe, masked, vaccinated) hugs to you.

    Oh! And “dead period!” You have to laugh.

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    • Nicole, I like your adaptation of Colonel Potter’s suggestion. I like it very much. I can pretend I’m being heart healthy while imbibing. Clever girl.

      You said it: “It’s just the longest haul ever.” No truer words. Thanks for the *safe* hug. It helps me feel better about this ‘dead period.’

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  18. I’d never heard of that show Brooklyn Ninety Nine. That clip makes me want to binge watch it, and I’m not a binge type. No time for that. That clip was SO funny.

    I’m tried but also feeling accomplished as I’ve made some headway in the upstairs that was in SUCH disarray. I hosted a pasta party for the varsity b-ball team last night, giving up my day off to make mountains of pasta at the last minute (someone else was supposed to do the party and they cancelled last minute). I’m also feeling frustrated as I’ve added a few pounds to my waistline, nothing drastic but dang it- how did that happen? Well, I know how it happened. I ate my feelings for a while, plus holidays. Still, it is annoying me as I work out hard daily but it is too cold and icy right now to run outside.

    Sorry some of your blog friends have stopped writing. That is bound to leave a hole in your daily routine.

    January is almost done. Another step closer to spring. Oh my gosh, my mom used to buy fig newtons for my brother because he liked them. I found them gross.

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    • Ernie, I’ve never seen Brooklyn Nine Nine either. I just knew of this clip and saved it because it got me rolling with laughter. You binge it and let me know what it’s like.

      I’m glad that you made headway on the upstairs mess. I know that was bothering you. I admire your ability to pick up the slack, especially when it involves pasta. *yum*

      I am bummed about how many bloggy friends from even 2 years ago are gone. I feel like an outsider, instead of within a vibrant community. It’s like moving house to a new neighborhood and getting to know the neighbors again.

      As for weight gain, considering how we’re all going through a dramatically life-changing event called a PANDEMIC I don’t think a few extra pounds are anything to worry about. Not to mention that once the outside weather gets warmer [less slippery in my case] we’ll get moving again. That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

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      • Yes, I do recognize that I am not alone in the weight gain department during this pandemic. I also know it gets harder to shed pounds the older I get and I just had a birthday. I know I will feel better when I can be active outside and not just in my family room. I feel like I need a t-shirt that says, I HAD AN ADOPTION ORDEAL AND ALL I GOT IS THIS LOUSY 5 POUNDS.

        That is an excellent analogy – moving to a new neighborhood. Never easy. I, for one, am thrilled to have you in the hood where I hang out.

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        • I like your t-shirt idea although I suspect you’d get a lot of odd looks when you wore it. That wouldn’t matter of course. As for getting outside to do something, anything, YES PLEASE. Sign me up.

          I’m pleased you’re in my neighborhood too. I just kind of miss some of those bloggers who knew my backstory, and I knew theirs. I hadn’t thought about it until I read the comments on one of my older posts and realized how many friends are gone.

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  19. I thought January flew by – but I think that is just an age thing! I am sorry you aren’t feeling so great and hope that your spirits pick up soon. I am having brunch today with some of my high school friends so I can expect lots of laughs! We are oldies but goodies! 🙂

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    • Ellen D, you’re not the only commenter who said that January flew by. Usually mine does, too. One of my favorite months, but this year it’s been a drag on all fronts.

      You’re still in touch with high school friends! What a hoot. I know you’ll have a great time.

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  20. I hope that chocolate chip cookie, and Bourbon help to lift your mood and spark an idea that gets you out of the cycle of anxiety and boredom. Makeup and getting dressed work for me or getting out to see some nature. I hope you get out of this funk soon!!

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  21. I’ve been feeling down and unproductive. The weather is definitely a contributing factor. I miss meeting friends for coffee and getting together for birthdays, etc. I’m the only one left amongst my local friends who hasn’t had Covid. The rest of them have been traveling and going about their normal lives. Honestly, it makes me feel bitter.

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    • Bijoux, we haven’t had Covid in this house either. I know what you mean about feeling bitter. I watch as everyone sallies forth on vacations, while we politely, safely, wait for more people to be fully vaccinated so we can join in. If either or us get sick, we will have to cope on our own. No family around here to fall back on.

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  22. Ally, I’m so sorry to hear that you have been feeling in the lower left hand quadrant. The Calmer corner looks good. I’d add ‘getting in touch with all the cool kids’ on your blog. I hope you’re feeling better.

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    • Natalie, I’m just tired, I think. It’s been a horribly dull gray month here. I usually like January because of clear blue skies and crisp white snow, but not this year. I hope to be back in the green mood quadrant where I belong soon enough. A bit of venting [whining?] here has helped immensely. 💚

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    • Deb, I get your point. I feel like I’m talking sense, living healthfully– modeling the behavior I want to see– yet I doubt that people are paying attention to me and my common sense. Why would they when discord and conspiracies are so much more entertaining? 🤨

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  24. I celebrate the first day of spring on February 2nd. It’s the Gaelic/Pagan ritual of Imbolc. It is the first day that here at 41 degrees northern latitude we can derive Vitamin D from sunlight. It’s true! Twenty minutes of that sun between 10:00 am and 2:00 pm helps to keep my poor osteoporitic bones from breaking. It’s the day halfway between solstice and equinox. Sure, we called it Groundhog Day, but really it’s hallelujah the light has returned day! My preference for mood enhancement is a glass of red wine and some dark chocolate. Mmm… now I’m wondering if 8:30 am is too early for that. Hah! Take care there, we are living in bleak times. I’m so bored and out of it that I can’t even think of a single thing to be on the Dharma Bums blog.

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    • YES! Robin I want to celebrate Feb 2, Imbolc, too. My ancestors were Gaelic thru and thru. I mean I know the date is Ground Hog Day, but now that I know more about it, I feel jazzed even if these times are bleak. Thanks for the info and idea.

      One commenter suggested that instead of Fig Newtons and Scotch she was going to have Red Wine and an Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookie. Similar to your idea, very *healthy* I do believe. Not sure about having it for breakfast, but you do you, boo.

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  25. I have mixed feings about January, and I agree this on (all of them, really) feels interminable. Can’t believe I still have to slog through four more days (counting today) until February, that mercifully short but oddly holiday-packed month.

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    • Ridiculouswoman, yes I’m with you. I want February to be tomorrow, but of course it isn’t. My mother always said you need a February project to entertain you during the month, because then *whammo* it’s spring. I want spring.

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  27. I’m not sure where I am; it varies from day to day or sometimes hour to hour. Knowing me, I’m probably somewhere in the middle most of the time. I’m wondering at places or people who are back to “normal.” They must be able to ignore the state of our hospitals, the number of deaths and what the rest of the world is dealing with, which is often a pre-cursor to what’s coming here. Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Since facts and science aren’t to be trusted but conspiracy wackadoodles are? Sigh.

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    • Margaret, I don’t get the idea of being back to normal either. I’m hardly a Nervous Nellie nor do I dwell online absorbing bad news, but I’m aware that the hospitals are stressed, the death toll is rising, and the rest of the world is a preview of what is to come. I’m tired of people who deny reality getting attention while those of us with common sense quietly soldier on attempting to not spread the virus. How did this world get so upside-down?

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  28. January has been a bitch, and yes, it’s not over. But we’re in a short countdown to February—a month that usually offers multiple hints of spring. And a month associated with chocolate. Chocolate. So, Ally . . . better times are just around the corner.

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  30. I’m with you on the chocolate chip/bourbon combo over fig newton/scotch. I hope I am not one of the reasons for your blah January. Every time I think “I should start posting again,” I don’t want the pressure (all self-imposed) of feeling like I need to produce. I just read an article about how many right-leaning people (who tend to be unvaccinated) underestimate their vulnerability to covid, but many left-leaners (who are vaccinated and boosted) overestimate theirs. Maybe venturing out occasionally would help those blah feelings???

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    • Laurie, the theory behind Colonel Potter’s combo is sound, but I think we all can interpret in our own ways.

      I don’t consider you one of the lost bloggy friends, btw. You’re still here commenting, thank you very much. I happened to reread one of my posts from a few years ago and realized how many commenters were no longer posting. This made me a little sad to remember their stories.

      The article rings true with what I’ve observed. Around here the people who are politically conservative are comfortable not wearing masks. We realize that they can infect us so we steer clear of them. No one I know socially is socializing in person anymore, while we all wait to feel safe again. We did a few things around the holidays, but now we’re back to caution.

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  31. both video clips were fun (enjoyable) and I can relate to the way ou describe January as long (and not so enjoyable) – I have had many months that way, However, for me – this January flew by and I am actually glad we have more of it until Monday – it was because we had three funerals and houseguests and maybe being so busy made the month fly.
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    Oh and that mood meter chart is another great share – thanks ally – and I have a feeling that the months to come this year will be much more enjoyable 🙂

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    • Yvette, the video clips are ones I stumbled over and they made me smile. You sound like you had a busy January which does make time fly. Sorry about the funerals, though.

      The images just popped up on my Instagram account feed. I don’t follow either of those accounts but you know the ways of IG. I found The Mood Meter interesting, especially as a starting point about explaining myself here.

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    • Mark, somehow this admission doesn’t surprise me. You seem like a yellowish-orange quadrant guy. Normally I spend most of my time in the green quadrant with forays into your realm, but this month has pushed me over to the blues.

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  34. Mash was such a great show. I like fig newtons but probably would have milk instead of the scotch. On the other hand, a brandy manhattan sounds great. As you know, I’ve had some January with 3 major events grabbing my attention and sapping my energy. I find it hard to concentrate much. However, I did get my vision cards made and my planners are all running smoothly so there is that. We haven’t been going out much either for the same reasons as you but we’re gonna try going out to dinner tonight where I will probably have one of those manhattans I mentioned. Have a great weekend, Ally!

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    • Janet, I don’t like Scotch truth be known. I’ve never had a Brandy Manhattan. I do like Bourbon so IF I was to dunk a Fig Newton in booze that’d be my choice, although I’d rather have a Chocolate Chip cookie. I hope you enjoy your drink[s] and your dinner out tonight. You deserve it times three. Happy Weekend to you, too.

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  35. January is usually a very month for us. In fact, I can’t think of a month that isn’t. When it’s time for me to take holidays, I just do, and drag along whatever is coming due next. I’m looking forward to retirement. 🙂 It’s always a bit of a jolt when someone you’ve followed for a long time stops posting, and when it’s sudden and/or without explanation I am left wondering if they’re still living. Ugh.

    I loved the excerpts. Fig Newtons and Scotch? Not my thing. But red wine and and a fresh baguette always works. 🙂

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    • Lynette, this January has been dull. I’m an introvert so I like having downtime but this has been a bit TOO MUCH. Plus too many gray days have brought me down.

      I know what you mean about wondering about what has happened to bloggers who used to be around all the time. It’s one thing if you see them commenting elsewhere and you figure they’ve ghosted on you– maybe not a great feeling but at least you know they’re well. But when they just disappear… I worry.

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  36. I am definitely somewhere between drained and miserable between my stupid job and the weather. I’m sorry you are down there in the bottom left quadrant with me. I think we both need some fun and sun!

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    • Martha, I agree that some fun and sun would do wonders for my mood. I don’t know why this particular January has gotten to me to this degree but I figure there’s no need denying it. Soon it’ll be February and I shall put January 2022 out of my mind for better days I do hope. 😎

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  37. A cookie dipped in liquor? I could get behind that idea.

    I love that phrase “my little ice cubes.” I may have to try that out as a greeting around here. Works for winter but might seem like an insult if it were summer. LOL

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    • Jean, while I’ve never done the Fig Newtons and Scotch thing, I have to believe there might be something to it. I mean, would Sherman T. Potter lead Hawkeye, or any of us, astray?

      I like to come up with different pet names for my bloggy friends, and this one came to me in an instant. I’m sure you can figure out why. It’s darned cold here.

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  38. First things first: thank you for the chuckle, best line-up ever, indeed 🙂 And then, I’ll confess, you are not alone. The pandemic has impacted me in more ways than I expected. I see history repeating itself, similarly to how during the Black Plague killing cats (one of the best weapon they had against the flea-infested rats that spread it) was a thing. What seems to remain true is:
    https://despair.com/products/idiocy

    And while I hear you on Fig Newtons (or chocolate chip cookies), try breaking Oreos into smaller pieces and using them as “cereal” in a bowl of milk. May get you through the last few days of January 🙂

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  39. Yes January lasts forever. And it’s so cold. But most if the big storms have missed us here in Michigan, so that’s good. Mostly, on your chart I think I’m apathetic. I’m leaving my Christmas lights on on one tree outside just to have something pretty in the darkness. I expect my neighbors think I’m looney. Maybe I am. But I don’t care.

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    • Dawn, nothing wrong with being loony in a harmless, you’re-not-hurting-anyone way. I’m sure your lights are pretty. Today is the first big snowfall we’ve had, but it’s still gray outside. Snow with bright blue skies is great, but this stuff is just a slog.

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  40. I am a bit unsettled today. Our snowstorm started well enough and a few hours later is just plodding along. I’ll bet it’s the change in the barometer. It’s nice to have something to blame the blahs on.

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    • Anne, I agree. I like the idea of blaming the barometric pressure on the blahs. We’re finally getting a real amount of snow here, BUT it’s still gray outside. This makes me tired.

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  41. This January has felt awfully long, which makes me dread February as for me IT has always been the longest month. Well, until I started taking an annual vacation to the Caribbean during that month. That I just cancelled AGAIN. *Shakes tiny fist of rage at Omicron* Sigh. Hang in there, Ally and I will do the same. I like fig newtons but not so much Scotch. Thank you for sharing that clip. I used to love MASH. I wonder if it is streaming somewhere…

    Deb

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    • Deb, you cancelled your annual vacation to the Caribbean AGAIN? I am sorry. I know you look forward to it and I enjoy your photos. Omicron has turned our world upside-down again. It makes me tired to think about it. In truth I don’l like Scotch either, but I like the idea of cookies and booze as a way of solving problems. I don’t know if M*A*S*H is streaming anywhere, but I loved it back in the day. If you find it let me know, please.

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    • Janis, I usually adapt to the winter months with a modicum of acceptance, but this year I’m feeling antsy. You said it about the “questionably vaxxed masses.” In truth I’m not into Fig Newtons or Scotch, but the idea of cookies and booze together seems sound. I do like your idea of a rum cake… smart thinking.

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  43. Ally, you aren’t alone…it HAS been the longest January – and the oddest. Hot then cold. Hot then cold. I’m over it.
    Maybe cookies are the answer? Who knows. But I’m currently swilling chardonnay in hopes of staving of despair.

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    • Gigi, our weather has been up and down, too. So weird. Today we’re finally getting a proper snowstorm, but it seems more like a burden than a blessing. I’m not really a fan of the Fig Newtons/Scotch combo, but conceptually it’s a good idea. Chardonnay might work.

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  44. I feel you may be a candidate for one of those mood lights featured in a recent post of mine. I hear they do wonders, in all seriousness. A blogger from the PNW swears by them too.
    Anywho, that Brooklyn 99 thing was one of the best openers ever! Did you ever watch Community? Another good show, ol’ chap! A chocolate chip cookie and bourbon sounds like a better combo to me too! Someone once recommended a martini with sour patch kids! I’d try it. 🙂
    Stay thirsty (and happy), my friend. 🙂

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  46. I honestly have been all over the mood meter just this week. And then I sent a darkly funny meme to some friends and we got discussing zombie apocalypse/commune scenarios and I felt a little better. I might be hanging to the knot I made at the end of the tether, but I’m here along with a lot of other fine people so that’s….something.

    It’s been a hard few years. Hang in there, Ally. You’ll get back into the greener quadrant in time and you’re allowed to not be there now. It’s a hard time for people who think and care.

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    • Katie, I love the idea of a zombie apocalypse meme being something that cheered you. There’s a wonderful absurd irony in that. Good image of you hanging onto the knot on the tether. I feel you on that.

      Thanks for your understanding. It’s not that I’m depressed per se as much as it is that I’m tired of all of this… this… Covid-19 situation. It could be behind us if people had behaved responsibly. That, obviously, was asking too much from my fellow Americans! 🤨

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  47. Ugh, I somewhere between Tired and Restless…. my body feels drained but not 24/7 (sometimes I will have a burst of energy!) but I also want to be out and about… I don’t necessarily want to party but I want to be able to go sit at a coffee shop with a pal, go to a movie, grab a bite to eat with my sister… stuff like that… *sigh….. but I guess things coulddd be worse!! Trying to focus on the positive 🙂 Health, love and a roof!

    *never tried fig newtons!

    **the dead period LOL… January is as bleak as they come!

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    • bosssybabe, your humble socializing goals are the same as mine. I just want some casualness in my life, socializing in small ways, spontaneously, without worry. But almost three years into this mess, I’m still uncomfortable with being out and about. No fault of the people who I know and love, btw. It’s all the other people who are keeping me trapped at home.

      * Fig Newtons are one of those cookies you either like or hate. I like them, but maybe one per year.
      ** I agree about January.

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  48. January has been long. It usually flies by when we’re down south, but we have been not participating in events that we normally do because of the pandemic. I still wear a mask indoors everywhere, and still get take out versus eat in. Several friends have been trying to talk us into going with the group and taking part, and it just doesn’t feel right with the numbers as high as they still are. So, last night I’m feeling terrible because I had to tell a friend ‘no’ we couldn’t go to a very crowded restaurant with her, and then I read a blog post. The writer and wife from MA had stopped at a local bakery last week to buy muffins and coffee. There was no one in there eating so they decided to eat there for their first inside dining. You know what the rest of this story is – they were in the middle of eating their muffin, people started sitting down, and this week they have Covid. Are they hospitalized or dying? No. They are sick, one has immune system issues, and they don’t know if there will be a long-term effect or not. I find three years of this stressful, and nowhere did I see eat more chocolate. 🙂 I thoroughly enjoyed the Mash clip.

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    • Judy, you said it: “it just doesn’t feel right with the numbers as high as they still are.” We’re living the same way as you, not eating in restaurants, not doing group activities– although no one we know wants to get together so there aren’t any awkward “no thank yous” involved. I know that anyone can be a carrier of the virus and have no symptoms which is why I’m living with an abundance of caution. What a story about the couple who did something so innocent yet got sick with the virus. Glad you liked the M*A*S*H clip. It charmed me down to my socks.

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  49. Sorry I didn’t comment this morning, but I wanted to watch the clips – excellent!!
    I’m seriously lame at naming my moods/emotions. Mostly I’m in the pleasant/medium energy category. (I think?)
    Maybe ginger snaps and bourbon? Actually, I do like Fig Newtons, but haven’t had them in ages.

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    • Eilene, both of those clips got me smiling. I do like it when clever people isolate little snippets of TV shows and make videos like these.

      Over the years I’ve gotten better at naming my feelings. Like they say: Name it, Claim it, Tame it. A pithy pop psychology mantra I picked up somewhere along the way. Plus looking at a chart with 36 possibilities helps me decide how I feel right now.

      Gingersnaps would be brilliant with Bourbon. Good thinking.

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    • Limp Cabbage, I’m sorry to read that you’ve been sick this last month. ‘Cursed’ is so right. It’s the perfect way to describe this horrible virus.

      I’m laughing. You watched the video, did ‘ya? I find it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Perhaps that’s because of January fatigue, or perhaps it really is darned funny. “Now number 5…”

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  51. My mood is descending. I was thinking about this time last year as then we had hope that a vaccine would solve everything. Now, it’s harder to be optimistic – is this pandemic ever going to end, or are we going to have to be cautious forever. January has seemed like a very long month to me too. It’s been so cold that I’ve given up walking. I just can’t make myself go out in it, not even for a short walk around the block…..plus it’s icy and after my last bone density test I’m afraid of falling. February always seems like a shorter month, so maybe it will fly by, and we’ll at least see some sun. I’m trying to focus on good books, and binge-watching five seasons of Grantchester.

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    • Joni, you said it. Last year in January I had high hopes for the vaccine and everyone getting vaccinated so that we could all put this pandemic behind us. It never dawned on me that so many people would refuse to get the vaccine, thereby contributing to the continuation of Covid-19. Given the opportunity to be healthy they have refused. It boggles my mind.

      It’s been cold here too and icy. Like you I don’t want to walk outside when there’s a chance I could slip and break something. I’ve never had a bone density test, but at my last annual check-up my PCP suggested I do that. It’s to be in March, so something exciting [?] to look forward to. Yay!

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      • Here in Canada I think we’re at 82% vaccination rate overall, but it’s still spreading anyway. Yes, it’s good that not as many people are ending up in ICU or dying (although we’ve had 40 deaths in my city of 100,000 just in the past month since Omicron started at Xmas, mostly people over 60, about 1/2 of those people are vaccinated, but they don’t really specify whether that is 2 doses or 3, as we were way behind with the boosters. I’m very cautious as my mother is 95 and still living in her own house. I would not want her in a nursing home right now, as many of them have outbreaks. The other 18% of the population who are not yet vaccinated, are the die-hards who never will be. I understand the US has a higher percentage of those which I don’t really understand, as you have good access to the vaccines, while we were way behind. I think Canadians tend to be more cautious people anyway, and it’s not as easy to access our health care system here, as there are long wait times for most things. The bone density test was nothing, just like a two minute scan, but it had been almost ten years since my last. I was hoping to add shallow water aerobics as I’ve heard it’s good for your bones but the pool at the community centre is closed……such is life at the moment! I hope you don’t get that big blizzard with the foot or two of snow. We do have a bit now, and it’s way too cold to melt, but it’s not forecast for here.

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        • Your country’s vaccination rate is higher than here. The last time I looked at the stats it was around 60% [I think]. The oddest thing I’m seeing is that the most politically conservative people are currently living the most liberal lives [going out and doing all sorts of stuff], while the most politically liberal people are currently living the most conservative lives [staying in and avoiding contaminating other people]. It’s paradoxical.

          Thanks for letting me know what the bone density scan is about. I figure I’ll research it when it gets closer to the time for it. I also wouldn’t be surprised if I get a call the day before [or of] it to let me know the procedure will have to be re-scheduled because too many staff members are out sick with Covid. That seems to be my luck now when it comes to medical appointments.

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  52. I really enjoyed the Brooklyn Nine-Nine clip.
    I haven’t had a Fig Newton in ages. It sounds good to me. I don’t drink scotch, but a sip now and then can be tasty.
    What I’m finding on your mood meter is that I’m mostly optimistic in the morning. But then after lunch, I’m restless and tired and want to snack instead of doing some exercise. If I’d get up early, I could exercise then.

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    • Nicki, I’m not a fan of Scotch either, but I like Sherman T. Potter’s concept of putting cookies and booze together. Interesting about your awareness of your mood progression during the day. I hadn’t thought about my moods during a day, just overall.

      I’ve no advice for how you ‘con’ yourself into getting up earlier to exercise– but if you figure that out please let sloth-y little me know!

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  53. I think I went from “festive” in December to “content” when we finally got a snowstorm in January. But now I’m down to “tired.” That’s a pretty interesting chart. The anxiety associated with the pandemic is wearing many of us out. Trying to decide if it’s “safe” to go to the Groundhog Day parade tomorrow… it uses up a lot energy. Normally I love January.

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    • Barbara, your progression of feelings is about the same as mine. The pandemic anxiety hovers over me, nudging me to be cautious about doing things outside the house. I want to be more outgoing, but how to do that safely? Therein is the issue.

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  54. Well being that the ground is absent and suffocated by the white horrid snow, and that temperatures have been bitter enough to make my knuckles bleed..and the use of a mask (although not really a complaint) is still needed, our rent has gone up, our cat is a pain in the ass, I’d say I am in the apathetic square headed towards disgusted.

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    • Matt, your reasoning is sound. I can see that you know where you belong on this meter. I also know what you mean about the winter weather. I’m sick of it too. We used to have cats, they were wonderful/annoying little creatures. I can only imagine what your cat is up to.

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  56. Ally Bean, thank you! After a rather boring week I decided to write a blog about what a boring week….and then noticed you were thinking along the same lines. So I linked to your post–hope you don’t mind! May next week come quickly. February is the shortest month, right?

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  57. I’ve been slogging along on a rewrite so it has been a long month. My editor has decided to be super honest with me which means lots of rewrites of the rewrites. I’m so tired of this country (US) being at war with itself. However aside from a new month, a new Chinese year is coming – the Tiger!

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    • Jan, oh I bet you are tired of what you’re doing. At a certain point rewriting anything puts you on a fast train to crazy town. Well said about the way it feels to live in this country right now. I’d forgotten about Chinese New Year. I like tigers.

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  58. I usually love January but it’s been dark and super cold and lots of stress. I’ve decided what I need is some MASH. Never mind the Scotch and fig Newton (seems like a weird paring but hey blue cheese and port and delicious together)I just need some Hawkeye, Radar and the crew of MASH. I really like what one of your readers said – we need to be our own BFF and be kind of to ourselves. Bernie

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    • BernieLynne, I usually like January too. Look forward to it but this year not enough sunshine, too many weird problems. I don’t know that I’m going to actually eat Fig Newtons and drink Scotch, but I like the concept: cookies and booze– plus a little bit of kindness directed toward myself. Can do

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    • The Travel Architect, I’m sorry WP did that but you’re not alone. It’s irritating for me, too. I sometimes realize what has happened and let a gentle reader know, but most of the time I don’t know if someone has been kicked off by WP or if someone has dropped me on purpose. Both scenarios happen.

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  60. First of all, I love this line Ally: “I don’t know if I need to be more PRODUCTIVE or focus on being CALMER.”

    The pandemic is bad enough and now there is a new variant – it feels hopeless to me. I read two back-to-back articles today: “Mardi Gras can happen as we’ve passed the peak” then the next article mentions the 127 cases of this new Omicron strain in the U.S. already. Great – just great. Like you, I wear my mask faithfully as there are too many anti-vaxxers out there (and hopefully not more as a result of Kid Rock’s new music and upcoming tour where he rants and raves at anti-vaxxers and vows no concerts on this tour will require people to mask up). I wasn’t a fan before of this home-grown boy before and am less now. And the weather stinks – single digits today until mid-afternoon and an unplowed street as it was not enough snow. But it’ll be 41 on Tuesday for about 12 hours before the wintry mix arrives. Save a chocolate cookie and some bourbon for me too. P.S. Loved the M*A*S*H clip – I was gobsmacked to learn he turned 86 yesterday!

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    • Linda, that line is the truth of it. Should I do more things OR should I sit still and get chill? I mean, I can’t figure which way will get me back in the green quadrant fastest.

      I didn’t know all that about Kid Rock. His point of view about ‘no masks needed’ seems dangerous but more than that it is disingenuous. He stands to gain financially from having concerts wherein he’ll be up on stage away from random contagious fans, whilst his fans are smooshed together, spreading germs, and walking around lighter in the wallet. Follow the money, as they say!

      Alan Alda is 86! I’m surprised but not surprised. He is an institution, both as Hawkeye and as himself.

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      • I hate to think that the new normal is the permanent normal … sometimes I wonder Ally.

        I’ve never liked Kid Rock and because he is from Romeo, Michigan, there is a lot of press about him, just like Ted Nugent – same category and also a local guy. Every other word in the song they had on the news station had to be bleeped out.

        Yes, Alan Alda – great and I loved him in Mash. Today we lost Howard Hessman and I loved watching “WKRP in Cincinnati” back when everything was must-see TV.

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  61. I was happily travelling in the middle quadrant but with the New Year, the has been a sharp detour to the bottom left and I am closing in on desolate. And I don’t even have the winter as an excuse.
    The antidote tonight will be instead of a Fig Newton, whatever that is, will be a rice cracker with camembert and a dinky bottle of Prosecco. Darn this pandemic and shitty anti vaxxers.

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    • Amanda, I understand. We did a few fun things at the holidays, but now the world around us is closed again. No one wants to risk getting Omicron or running into an anti-vaxxer. I like your idea of drinking Prosecco. I might just have a Chocolate Chip cookie with a bit of the bubbly. 🥂

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  63. I’m sorry you’re feeling blah, Ally. I can relate to the anti-vax frustration and just fatigue with COVID in general. We are back to working remotely and I miss my gym. I bought a “designer” cupcake yesterday. Maybe I’ll combine that with a glass of expensive champagne next time!

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    • Christie, I like the idea of a cupcake and a glass of Prosecco. THIS is the kind of encouragement that makes begin to feel more mellow again. I think you’re right though, for me it’s just frustration and fatigue that are wearing me down. Nothing a little caloric indulgence won’t help!

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  65. As to the Mood Meter, Himself keeps asking me if I’m alright, saying I’m somewhat punchier than usual. He’s asked so often I had to stop and think about it, and it boils down to this – I miss people. While I have some introverted tendencies (needing to re-charge after taking care of needy people) I also really love spending time with people – the people I love, the people I like, random strangers. But these days that’s become an unsafe pastime because of angry idiots. So yeah, I’m down in the left hand corner with you.

    Mind you, that MASH clip raised my spirits. I may break out my MASH set of DVDs and watch ’em. Thanks Ally. May something you read today give you the same lift.

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    • Deb, I understand what you’re saying. I’m an introvert but I do ON OCCASION like to connect with real live people and I’m tired of how cautious I need to be whenever I go anywhere with people. Who to trust?

      I’ve even had the unpleasant experience of meeting friends for dinner, then finding out afterward that one had lied about being vaccinated. I don’t know what to do with my feelings about what I’d describe as a betrayal, he’d describe as proof that you don’t need shots to be safe.

      Go watch M*A*S*H and enjoy. There’s wisdom in that series, mixed in with timeless humor.

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      • Oh Ally, I feel for you. I have friends who’ve admitted they broke Covid regulations, but not lied to those involved. A colleague of admitted to me that she doesn’t test properly – which fact she doesn’t share with the friends she meets up who’ve all agreed to prior testing. All are fully vaccinated & boosted, yet I’ve had still struggled to handle my emotions – I really don’t know where I’d go with your experience.

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  66. I get the anxiety and ennui. Although we (thankfully) live in a place where masks are still required, we’ve curtailed our activities because we’re trying to avoid breakthrough infections. We work at the same small school, and we want said school to remain open. If either of us gets sick, both of us are out. Aside from that, the underlying causes of our political instability remain fully at play. It’s hard. I am pleased to know, though, that I’m not the only one who has ever thought that January and February are their own, not really a season season. One likes to feel less alone, and seeing likeness is a sort of company. Sorry to be part of the blog scarcity. I appreciate you writing here.

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    • Rita, I’m by nature an introvert so in some ways not being social comes naturally, BUT I’m not a hermit. I didn’t realize you both worked in the same school so I can understand your tenuous situation. It’s tricky, isn’t it?

      I loved that information about the January and February being one. It made me smile in a “I Knew It” way. You’re still checking in here even though you’re not currently writing your blog and I appreciate that. So many of my former blogging friends are just gone. It’s weird sometimes to me.

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  68. Lethargic hahah! That’s how I feel most days but then meditation helps a lot put “things” in perspective.. i read a quote from Buddha (i think) “be where you are, otherwise you will miss your life”.. so one question that helped me a lot was “what needs to be done right now?”..
    really worked for me 😉

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    • sundaewrites, I love this approach that puts things in perspective. It’s a great question to ask yourself– instantly bringing you [me] back into the here and now. You and that Buddha guy are smart. Thanks for sharing it here.

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  70. Well, it’s February now that I’m reading this, so at least we are halfway through the dead period! Hope you have a brighter month ahead! I thought January went by uncharacteristically fast for me. Suddenly it is a new month and I don’t know how I feel about that, except I will be glad when the cold is over! So perhaps February and March could scoot along just as quickly as it felt like January did for me.

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    • Lauren Michelle Brock, I know what you mean about longing for February to move along. I like March around here because it begins to look like spring, unless we get a late snowstorm. Usually I like January but this last one about did me in. Can’t do much about the weather, other than complain about it when it doesn’t suit you! 😉

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  71. I’m afraid I’m in the blue boxes too. I think you rarely show that side of yourself but the winter doldrums are hard to avoid. Remember when we were kids and we had all the energy in the world to play in the snow for hours? I think I am changing the fig newtons and scotch to chocolate chip cookies and scratch made cocoa. With homemade marshmallows – it’s my fantasy, I can take the time to pretend to make them.

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    • Zazzy, I generally am on a pretty even keel. I mean, I get ticked off with people + stuff and spout off, but overall I’m kind of chill. Didn’t used to be, but with age comes mellowness. I do remember being a kid who played outside in the snow, inside on the board games. Always to win back then.

      I’ve never made marshmallows. I’ve seen recipes but never tried one. The marshmallows are square when you make them yourself, right? Should you make your pretend marshmallows I hope they’re all that you can pretend hope for.

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      • They aren’t as hard as you’d think and I wrote out (on the usual site) directions and what I learned from Alton and Ina. It just takes time and what do we have but time? The cool thing is you can flavor them however you want. And, in theory, you could cut them with cookie cutters to make shapes but I had enough trouble with a pizza wheel. I haven’t made them since I got one of those big mezzalunas for pizza. That might work better, but yes. The answer is you get squares.

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    • Linda, I agree. I am tired in ways that don’t even make much sense to me. Usually I’m fairly resilient but when I wrote this, I wasn’t. And felt like saying so. Thanks for your support.

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  74. I remember when I used to follow you. Somehow I didn’t (note the past tense) anymore. What up, buttercup? Let us not sweat the small schtuff and rectify the situation (done). I am with you. And I’m convinced this January WAS the longest despite what the Old Roman calendar said. Long and bitterly cold. Cold and long.
    Fig Newtons and Bourbon for me, I’ll merge Colonel Potter’s and yours…

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    • Dale, thanks for finding me again. WP seems to randomly unfollow people from this blog. I don’t do it, nor do I have any way of knowing who is gone. It’s infuriating for all concerned.

      I like how you’re merging his cookies with my libation. I feel that it’s the overarching concept of cookies and booze, more than the specifics that matter. *cheers*

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      • Oh, I know, WP’s Gremlins are the only things that are always on duty… I’ve been unfollowed, too. It truly is. It’s when you have followers in common that you realise, waitaminute… I remember her or him! Anyway. All is taken care of.

        I happen to like bourbon so it was easy. And I love fig newtons but never buy them because I am the only one who does and my behind does NOT need the extra padding.
        Love it!

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