Best Of The Bean


The Unsolved Case Of The Purloined Tomatoes

In Which I Politely Turn The Tables On The Holy Rollers

A Nobody Shops For Jammies


Of Slow Cooker Wisdom And Simple Garden Plans

In Which I Lie, But Cannot Decide If It Matters

Revenge, I Now Know, Is Lime Green


In Which I Grumble Upon Learning My Husband’s Ringtone For Me

Curly Hair, Haircut Appointments & The Games I Must Play

In Which A Doofus Makes Himself Known In The Colonoscopy Waiting Area