{ Subtitled: Your Story’s So Touching, But It Sounds Like A Lie }
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Please note, I didn’t watch last night’s presidential wannabes debate tedious issues + character failings among themselves. I get nothing from such events. They are a waste of my time.
Next September after each political party decides who’ll be the candidate, then I’ll pay attention to her or him.
But in the meantime, I don’t want to be accused of encouraging any of these babbling, narcissistic, argumentative individuals with delusions of presidential grandeur by watching them.
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In fact, my suggestion would be that instead of televising these dog and pony shows debates, the TV stations would do better to play endless versions of the 1940s hit song, Straighten Up and Fly Right, written by Nat Cole and Irving Mills.
The lyrics of this tune summarize all that there is to be learned from the real presidential wannabe debates. Or at least it seems that way to me, an Independent voter with limited patience for political shenanigans.
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THE SPECTACLED BEAN 