“Unfortunately, there are assholes and psychos mixed in with regular people everywhere you go, and they’re not labeled as such, so you can’t identify them by sight.”
~ When I Blink [author’s name], If the Fashion Industry Gave a Commencement Speech
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1) Let’s review the basics.
Q: What must we do?
A: Be proactive and not use the word should.
Explanation: When applied to oneself the word “should” speaks to wishful thinking and lazy follow-thru. By using it one denies his or her own power to make things happen– which is not good, kind of pathetic and will get you a Gibbs head slap from me.
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2) Let’s talk about friendship.
Q: Who do we have the best relationships with?
A: People who behave the same way as we do.
Explanation: That is to say, chronological age is not necessarily what keeps friends together. Shared values and subsequent actions are what keep people close, so do not tell me to limit my friendships to people within my age group. That’s nuts.
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3) Let’s talk about manners.
Q: What must everyone do after receiving a gift?
A: Write a thank you note and send it.
[Also acceptable answers depending on age &/or physical condition: Draw a thank you picture and have Mom or Dad send it. Phone a thank you message.]
Explanation: Lack of gratitude is epidemic in our world. Do not be part of this problem; instead, be classy and say “thank you” in a meaningful, time-honored way. Be part of that proud thank-you-note-sending tradition.
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