Zen-Den needed to get up earlier than usual to go to work. He set his alarm clock, but I didn’t hear it go off. He heard it and went into the bathroom to shower and shave. While he was in the shower I woke up. I often wake up early, so it was no big deal for me to get up. I went into the bathroom where he was now shaving. The following conversation ensued.
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Him: Was it the noise from the light that woke you up?
Me: No, it was the light from the water running through the faucet that did it.
Him: Oh good. I didn’t want to bother you.
Me: Hmm… *smile*
{a minute of silence}
Him: What did you say? How did the light from the water running through the faucet wake you up?
Me: It woke me up because the noise from the light didn’t. *snicker*
Him: Oh.
{30 seconds later}
Him: What are you talking about???
Me: I’m talking about why I got up.
Him: What? Wait a minute… you knew what I meant!
Me: Yep. But it’s so much more fun to confuse you early in the morning.
Him: You make no sense.
Me: I know. *giggle*
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… And who rocks at Mind Games 101?
I do believe that it is Ms. Bean.
Oh yes, I do.