Introduction
HAVE you ever watched something happen in front of you but it doesn’t immediately register what is really happening in front of you, yet you sense something’s not right, THEN when you realize what’s really happening in front of you it’s too late to stop it from happening right in front of you, so you watch in horror, or disgust, while what is happening in front of you happens?
That’s what this post is about.
Baffled
THIS is what happened in front of me as I stood in the kitchen waiting for the early morning coffee to brew.
Having taken the roller shade remote control out of the drawer where it is stored…
Having pushed the buttons that open all four roller shades at the same time so that I could see our backyard aka the forest primeval…
Having become aware that there was a dark smudge on one of the roller shades that was rolling up…
Having sudden realized that the dark smudge was animated moving downward as the shade went up…
Bothered
THEN realizing that the dark smudge was a stink bug that had somehow gotten inside the house from the forest primeval and was on the back side of one of the roller shades.
Where it was caught in the upward roller action of the opening shade…
Where if I’d been quicker I could have grabbed the remote control from the drawer to stop the shade from rolling up but…
Where because of my slowness to understand and act promptly the unfortunate stink bug was slowly smooshed into a lumpy mess…
Where the dearly departed bug left an actual dark smudge for real.
Bugged
THAT forced me to forego my first cup of morning coffee while I frantically attempted to clean the remains of the bug off the roller shade.
Which was now stained with a smelly dark smudge that required a gentle removal of bug guts using a damp paper towel…
Which lead to a light dabbing of club soda attempting to get the bubbly water to flush out the bug guts from within the weave of the roller shade fabric…
Which was followed by a fast Google search about how to remove a stain from a roller shade…
Which culminated in creating a mild solution of Woolite Laundry Detergent + cool water that when applied with a microfiber towel removed most of, but not all of, the bug gut stain.
Conclusion
AND with that glimpse into my life I’ll say “good day” to one and all, hoping that your day doesn’t involve stink bug guts, but if it does may it happen after you are fully awake, cognizant of what is really happening right in front of you as it happens, so that you may slow your roll in time.
Unlike me.
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I’m back everyone. How ‘ya doing?
Anything in particular bugging you lately? Do tell!
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