Want to get more comment spam on your blog?
Well then may I suggest that you post a quiet little tale about an evening at an Italian restaurant and a visit to the zoo. A post like this one that I wrote on Friday, for instance.
And for good measure, in your blog post be sure to mention Bourbon + uppity sheep. Because, apparently, it’s this combo that gets comment spammers interested in your sweet little bloggy.
Or so it seems.
To me the fascinating thing about comment spam is that some of it is rather thoughtful and pleasant. As if someone I know really cared about what I had to say and then took the time to post a comment.
I could watch Schindler’s List and still be happy after reading this.
Great hammer of Thor, that is powerfully helpful!
Unbelievable how well-written and informative this was.
So that’s the case? Quite a revelation that is.
You put the lime in the coconut and drink the article up.
Pity spammers aren’t sincere because what blogger wouldn’t enjoy seeing such unique comments underneath his or her blog post? Makes me wonder why comment spammers do what they do.
My guess is that they are clever and misguided individuals with too much time on their hands– looking to make a quick buck [somehow?] from someone else’s work. Not really my type of people.
But you have to admit that sometimes they’re kind of funny.