AN EXEMPLARY PHOTO:
AN ERUDITE POEM:
The itsy bitsy stink bug walked ‘cross the window sill,
down came the shade and made him take a spill.
Up came the shade and found him walking tall,
and the itsy bitsy stink bug was not fazed at all.
AN ELUCIDATORY PARAGRAPH:
We started spring cleaning over the weekend. Or, to be more accurate, we started Spring Let’s-Get-Rid-Of-All-This-Stuff-In-The-Basement-ing over the weekend. As we did so, a friendly, non-judgmental stink bug, who wanted nothing more than to continue to live on our window sill, regardless of the amount of junk in our basement, watched us. And then, without any qualms whatsoever, he posed for a photo.