Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
… is the punch line to a knock-knock joke that I believe all English-speaking children learn at about age 4. Maybe a little older or younger, I dunno.

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It’s just a goofy way of playing around with words, and means literally: Aren’t you happy that I did not say banana? The humor in this saying is that the spoken word “orange” sounds phonetically like the spoken words “aren’t you.”
I’m not a connoisseur of le knock-knock jokes, so I rarely, if ever, say the above phrase. However, considering that my A To Z Challenge theme is Food: Talking the Talk, this phrase fits right in.
Orange you glad of that?
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Here’s a link to Knock Knock Jokes based on first names where you can add your own joke to the list. Have at it, kids.
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I did always love the Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? jokes as well as the Olive you one. Funny the things we remember from childhood. Some stuff just sticks.
Also, I love oranges, and now I’m sad cause I want one and I’m out. Perhaps I’ll express my feelings through limerick. Or not. Maybe I’ll just drink this coffee 🙂
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joey, this punchline still makes me giggle, even if I don’t use it often. Childhood silliness gets lost in the daily adult shuffle. Make sure to add “oranges” to your grocery list. Orange you glad I reminded you?
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I am. Olive it, thanks!
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🙂
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I don’t get it. I mean, I *get* the play on words with orange, but I’ve never got the humour of this joke. It is the orange or the banana?
… or maybe I just think too much.
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joanne, I think the humor is in the play on words, and not the word “banana.” But as this is a knock-knock joke, I believe one can laugh, or not laugh, at whatever one finds humorous, or not! 😉
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Whew! So I haven’t been totally clueless all this time!
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This and the one about the interrupting cow are my kids go to jokes.
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Allie P, you can’t go wrong with the classics!
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I’m pretty sure you are well aware that someone who has a weekly feature on bad jokes would love the “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” joke.
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Sarah, I thought of you while I wrote this figuring you’d like it. If you have time, check out the link. There might be some good knock-knock jokes there, just waiting for you!
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Oh, excellent! I still have Bad Jokes to do today. I have no idea what I am going to do. Yay, planning!
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I love these A to Z food posts. Do they have a new A to Z each month? Because it seems like fun, even the work part!
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bitsfromheaven, the A To Z Challenge is only in April so it’s once a year. This is the first time I’ve tried it. Plan now, and you can join in next year!
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I think I might! Thanks💜
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Well, orange you in for a lot of fun!
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Ohhhh good one! Lol!!!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry . . . it’s only a joke!
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nrhatch, oh. my. goodness. Are you channeling your inner 7 year old? Gotta love it.
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What struck me most about this post is that you are on “O” already . . .
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
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I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE! And now I’m going to be laughing the rest of my day. Oh my. Thank you.
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Yay!
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Sure am, but I need that banana for my sore, tight muscles!
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susie, you and me both. I really notice when I don’t eat a banana every day. Of course, if I said more knock-knock jokes maybe my muscles would loosen up from the laughter.
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this knock knock joke drove me crazy when my kids were little!!!
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scr4pl80, funny how some sayings instantly bring back memories… but orange you glad of that? 😉
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Oh yes, I heard that knock-knock joke when my kids were young. Many, many times. 🙂
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Carrie, and now here it is again in your life! Orange you glad about that?!
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I am indeed!
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And now I want an orange. If there’s one thing that can get me to skip a treat after dinner, it’s a juicy orange. Yum. Nature’s sugar.
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I know! After talking about oranges all morning I had one with my lunch. The power of suggestion…
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That’s got to be one of the first jokes I ever learned. I like the interrupting cow better, but then I only heard that this past year when I watched Home.
Moooooo!
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Zazamataz, this joke is a classic that either makes people happy or makes people mutter. At least that’s what I’m learning from the comments on this post.
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I’m not a fan of knock knock jokes either, although some of them are clever. 🙂
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Margaret, you’re right. Some of them are clever. I can’t say that I know many knock-knock jokes, but I do appreciate them for what they’re worth, a few giggles.
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Knock knock jokes are childhood. (oranges…mmmmm…especially those little cutie ones)
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philmouse, I love those little cutie ones, when we can get them. They have a short season here.
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Knock knock jokes are as old as fart jokes (also created by kids).
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Kate, good observation. Funny how that worked out!
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Nothing is funnier than a little boy who figures out how to make fart noises with his armpits. It’s hysterical.
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And it’s a skill that they seem to cherish more and more as they age…
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Men never outgrow that stage…..just sayin’
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i know you’re not talking about the color orange but my favorite color is orange so i had to comment. and when i say orange is my favorite color, i mean i’m totally obsessed with it. my car is orange, my computer bag is orange, my purse is orange, my cup is orange, most of my clothes are orange etc etc
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Deena, while I’m not obsessed with any particular color I have a friend who is the same way you are, only about red. I think it’s fun, but have yet to feel the draw of one special color. Maybe someday, eh?
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yeah i’m a very extreme person. i either love it or hate it. when i’m into i’m ALL into it 🙂
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Deena, that’s fascinating, and makes me wonder about what happens when the charm of orange wears off. Do you trash all your orange stuff? Or is this a lifelong obsession?
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lifelong obsessions, most of mine are. i’ve always loved orange. my denver broncos are orange and my orioles are orange and i’ve been a fan for 30 years. my favorite movie is grease same as when i was 4, my favorite tv show is happy days same as when i was 4, elvis is my favorite since i was 4 and u2 is my favorite band since i was 14. so yeah my obsessions don’t change.
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Amazing. My likes and dislikes change frequently, but if you know what makes you happy, then go for it.
Orange you glad you can?! 😉
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haha exactly! 🙂
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Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit.
That is all.
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