IN THESE TIMES OF MONOTONY courtesy of the coronavirus & political blowhards & summer heat I continue my quest to provide thrilling blog content here. Thus I’m going to show you, my gentle readers, something so exciting I can barely contain myself.
YESTERDAY I RECEIVED THE ABOVE piece of snail mail that tells me I may enjoy life in the fast lane if I order Vinegar: The King of All Cures! by Jerry Baker, America’s No. 1 do-it-yourself expert. This book of vinegar magic costs $31.96, payable in 4 installments of only $7.99 each. According to Jerry if I buy this book I will: “Never be stuck, stumped, or stymied again!”
BELOW IS AN EXAMPLE OF the kind of magical advice featured in Jerry’s book. This glimpse into his book is quite the teaser, isn’t it? As Jerry, author and exclamation point freak, says: “No job’s too big, no job’s too small… Vinegar solves ’em all!”
JERRY ALSO INCLUDED A TESTIMONIAL in the form of a short story about how Peter and Katie, a lovely married couple, made their home smell fresh prior to Peter’s parents coming over for dinner. [Spoiler alert: It was a close call, but vinegar saved the day.]
AND WITH THAT I SHALL end this informative blog post in which I have confirmed we are still here, virus-free and healthy, while taking the opportunity to ask you the following important questions.
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QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
What magic is keeping you going these days? 🤔
Are you a liberal, moderate, or conservative user of exclamation points? And why? 🤓
Have any good salad dressing recipes? 😋
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